alextraordinary:

zeump:

woeandwonder:

iseeellis:

skybarn:

crabbyalissa:

kelsium:

sparklepants:

Mine: Assembling Ikea furniture. I’ve even dis- and reassembled the same kitchen table set three times now. This skill is only useful maybe once a year.

Putting bumperstickers on straight, and being really fucking good at Jenga.

I can wiggle my ears.  No lie.

Blogging and/or writing.

I can say (and sign) the alphabet backwards!

I know the lyrics to every Rhett & Link song… and the theme song to Phineas and Ferb.

I’m insanely awesome at untying knots

i can curl my tongue into all the possible shapes for tongue curling. burrito, U shaped, bowl, and clover :D

maybe that is useful though.

i can get songs stuck in people’s head very easily :D that may be useful too.

I DON’T HAVE MANY TALENTS THAT I AM AWARE OF OKAY.

I have the power to laugh at the sickest things ever.

1. generallyspeaking reblogged this from smart-tart and added:

   I can sing all the words to the “I like big butts song”. I can also recite almost every line in Grease and Pride and...

2. hiciacetamber reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

   I’m gonna have to go with I can un-tangle anything. Wires, jewelry, hair: you name it. I’m pro.

3. teacherteacher reblogged this from inothernews and added:

   Untangling wires. Also, packing books into boxes extremely efficiently.

4. colinlowenberg reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:

   I can eat twice as fast as human beings. It freaks out coworkers and ruins dates. It’s awkward watching other people eat...

5. reallyitsnothing reblogged this from applesandpairs and added:

   I can turn my hand round over 550degrees and I can do the eye thing.

6. purekelso reblogged this from ohglode and added:

   I can cross my legs so that they lock in place, and walk on my knees without falling. And I can crack my colarbone. ;)

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8. oh-theplacesyoullgo reblogged this from inothernews and added:

   I have a trick for opening glass jars.

9. lovelaura reblogged this from rockandnottoroll and added:

   I can’t bend my thumbs behind my knuckles.

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12. austinalliteration reblogged this from alextraordinary and added:

    I have the power to laugh at the sickest things ever.

13. alextraordinary reblogged this from zeump and added:

    i can curl my tongue into all the possible shapes for tongue curling. burrito, U shaped, bowl, and clover :D maybe that...

14. autismsucks reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

    I ca do this wiggle wavy thinkg with my hands.. it looks cool.. and no one else I know can do it

15. rachaelosborn reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:

    I can sing all of the countries in the world. Like this.

16. sassywater reblogged this from couchsurfer and added:

    I’m double jointed in 3 places and I can do a spot on impression of Gaston from Beauty in the Beast

17. baxterp2 reblogged this from drunkbrunch and added:

    I can’t decide: either tying cherry stems with my tongue or playing the nose flute. One of those occasionally gets me...

18. drunkbrunch reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I can imitate a car alarm.

19. sillydragpoes reblogged this from saltyeyess and added:

    Spewing of college humor video quotes like no ones business. All correctly, and the I can tell you who said it.

20. gamerslashjew reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

    I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

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22. falseloveaffection reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I can continuously pop the joint on my right big toe. I can also touch my tongue to my nose, none of that stick your...

23. jesslustbader reblogged this from skybarn and added:

    Can’t decide if it’s unicycle, rolla-bolla, diablo, juggling, or one of my other many circus talents. No joke,

24. the-plus reblogged this from molls and added:

    Making a clover out of my tongue

25. dailyhuff reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    This was once an incredibly useful talent, about 6 years ago, but I have a different career now - I can unconsciously,...

26. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I’m flexible enough in my old age that I can still put one leg behind my head (maybe two but I’m not going to try it)....

27. vintagepeople reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I am hella good at throwing food in the air and catching it with my mouth.

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30. smart-tart reblogged this from iseeellis and added:

    recite Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky’s husbands and all 66 books of

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32. sparklepants reblogged this from waitingforgodot and added:

    This is the best question I have ever asked.

33. couchsurfer reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    associating voices and music styles with other people/celebrities/vocalists/bands, etc.

34. rockandnottoroll reblogged this from saltyeyess and added:

    i can ride a unicycle. but i’m not a clown.

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36. saltyeyess reblogged this from applesandpairs and added:

    I can hold a golfball between my big toe and pointer toe.

37. herowhore reblogged this from waitingforgodot and added:

    drinking—I think it really lends itself to the solid structure of my community….. and social life. (cue realization of...

38. waitingforgodot reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I can ride a six foot unicycle. But not good enough to do a full busking set.

39. applesandpairs reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    I can turn my feet really far back.

40. bumblebiancatrix reblogged this from inothernews and added:

    blowing my nose like the 4th of July

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42. inothernews reblogged this from iambal and added:

    skybarn:crabbyalissa:kelsium:...Sort Lego pieces like nobody’s business.

43. iambal reblogged this from skybarn and added:

    I can also wiggle my ears (thanks Daddy) and my other party tricks are popping my hip out of and right back into joint,...

44. iseeellis reblogged this from skybarn and added:

    I can say (and sign) the alphabet backwards!

45. skybarn reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:

    Blogging and/or writing.

46. stevemcqueef reblogged this from crabbyalissa and added:

    I can make fart noises in the hollow of my eye. They sound not unlike armpit fart noises.

47. crabbyalissa reblogged this from kelsium and added:

    I can wiggle my ears. No lie.

48. cijimcb reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

    I LOVE assembling IKEA stuff, so much so that my friends call me to assemble their stuff. All I ask for

49. kelsium reblogged this from sparklepants and added:

    Putting bumperstickers on straight,...being really fucking good at Jenga.

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